So make it official. Upload one photo and we'll put your dog on a full magazine cover — deadpan interview, ridiculous stats, the works.
Free to make · no account · ready in under a minute
Drop in a favorite shot and frame it just right — they're the cover model.
Breed, sworn nemesis, signature move, worst habit. That's where the jokes come from — we write every word.
Out comes the cover — deadpan interview, playful stats, the works. Share it, frame it, hang it.










We interview your dog and take the stats far too seriously. The rare keepsake people actually read out loud.
Their photo and name on a full magazine layout — masthead, interview, the works. Looks legit, prints beautifully.
Gotcha day, a birthday, or just because. Make it free, share the link, and let them print one for the wall.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 320 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
Making and sharing your cover is always free.